restricted
security personnel: 1
this website is password protected. for your safety and his.
hint: the password is telis.
protected by one (1) password. security level: adequate.
attempts are read aloud.
restricted
security personnel: 1
this website is password protected. for your safety and his.
hint: the password is telis.
protected by one (1) password. security level: adequate.
attempts are read aloud.
01 / 03
performances consumed: 0
how it works
01
you click
anywhere on him.
02
he performs
live. without warning.
03
it repeats
indefinitely. see terms.
0
performances served
0
distinct noises
0
performer
0
complaints
what people say
“i clicked once. that was three hours ago.”
“finally, a platform that does one thing.”
“he looked at me.”
questions
yes. every recording is of a real person, performing. nothing here is simulated except the lighting.
demand.
inquiries are read aloud to him. none have been approved so far.
he continues. liability is capped at one (1) telis. see clause 09 of the terms.
no. he is available exclusively in the browser. install nothing.
this area is intentionally empty.