press.

fact sheet

founded

2026

headquarters

cyprus (approximate)

employees

1

products

1

the product

telis

funding

none. telis is self sustaining.

revenue

zero euros (recurring)

mission

telis.

approved imagery

all three images depict telis. no other imagery is approved.

brand guidelines

• telis is always lowercase. telis does not shout.
• do not rotate telis. do not stretch telis. do not recolor telis. do not add a second telis.
• do not crop telis below the knees. the knees are load bearing.
• telis is available in jpg. telis is not available in svg. telis is not a vector.
• minimum clear space around telis: the width of one telis.
• telis always faces forward. telis does not wink.
• do not anthropomorphize telis. he is already a person.
• primary color: #0a0a0a. secondary color: telis.

approved merchandise

garments bearing his likeness are subject to the brand guidelines. the store is currently undergoing garment approval.

boilerplate

telis.pro is the world's leading telis platform, serving one (1) telis to visitors worldwide since 2026. the company is headquartered wherever telis is standing and employs one person. he is the product.

press contact

press@telis.pro. all inquiries are read aloud to telis. responses are issued within five business days, subject to him.