the exhibit.
the permanent collection. curated by management. every work depicts the same subject. this is intentional.
please do not touch the art.
untitled (he is ready)
performer, standing. 2026. pigment on light.
the default work. most visitors see this one first. he knows.
untitled (prepared)
performer, also standing. 2026. pigment on light.
acquired at no cost from the artist, who is the subject, who is the museum.
untitled (the third one)
performer, standing again. 2026. pigment on light.
critics call it derivative of the first two. the subject agrees.
study of the instrument
diptych. closed, open. 2026.
the source of all 33 noises. shown at rest and at work.
composition no. 17
mixed media. duration: brief. 2026.
deprecated, yet permanent. the artist declined to explain. this one you may touch.
the left knee
structural element. 2026.
not pictured for structural reasons. the knees are load bearing.
the address
video, looped, silent in gallery. 2026.
the subject speaks continuously. the gallery has chosen not to listen.
the mark
ink. 2026.
handwritten once. reproduced forever. do not rotate it.
the response
application/json. 2026.
on loan from the api. returns true on request. it has never returned false.
open: always. admission: free. donations: declined.
the gift shop is the store.
audio guide: there is one track. it is noise 17.