terms of service.

effective june 2026. reading time: one minute. management values your time.

1. 01

   telis is provided as is. telis is also provided as he is.

2. 02

   clicking telis constitutes acceptance of these terms. you have already clicked telis.

3. 03

   you may watch telis dance an unlimited number of times. you may not outdance telis.

4. 04

   he may be muted. he will know.

5. 05

   the noises are real recordings of telis. no refunds.

6. 06

   you may not reverse engineer telis. many have tried. there is nothing inside. it is all telis.

7. 07

   you agree not to use telis in the development of nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons. telis is for dancing.

8. 08

   we collect no personal data. he does not want it.

9. 09

   our aggregate liability under these terms shall not exceed one telis.

10. 10

    disputes shall be submitted to telis in writing. telis does not read.

11. 11

    these terms may be updated when telis changes. he does not change.

12. 12

    users who have read this far are entitled to one additional click at no additional cost.

these terms are governed by the laws of cyprus and the schedule of telis. by reading this far you have agreed twice.