all systems dancing.
combined uptime 99.4%. uptime excludes scheduled sleep, observed nightly. last checked: continuously.
telis
operational · 99.58%
dance engine
operational · 100%
noise delivery network
operational · 100%
mouth
operational · 100%
left knee
degraded performance · 97.31%
garment supply chain
operational · 100%
cookie acceptance
operational · 100%
scheduled maintenance
he will be eating from 13:00 to 13:40 eet. performances requested during this window will be delivered afterwards, from memory.
incident history
telis was asleep
june 1, 2026 · resolved
telis was unavailable for approximately 9 hours. the root cause was identified as night. a fix was deployed in the morning. he woke up. we have added additional monitoring.
degraded enthusiasm
may 12, 2026 · resolved
he performed at reduced capacity for 41 minutes. the incident was mitigated with a sandwich. no performances were lost.
mean time to recovery: one nap.
the product is served from a single region (cy-central-1). there is no failover region. there is no second telis.
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